Are you attending a country themed event as cowboy or cowgirl? Use these “western” pick up lines to help you start out the conversation in a country based event setting such as a country music festival, a cowboy party, or any other western related events such as movie showings. These funny pick up line will surely help you impress and help make the girl or guy laugh!
| Cowboy, Cowgirl, Country and Western Pick Up Lines | |
|---|---|
| Ain't no rodeo clown that can keep me off you, baby. | |
| Ain't nothing in the whole wide world like a Southern Girl. | |
| And especially for the m/m lovers: | |
| Apart from sexy, what do you do for a living? | |
| Are you a cowgirl? Because I can see you riding me. | |
| Are you a good cuddler? I might let you join my gang. | |
| Are you and your friend interested in a little team roping? | |
| Are you from Tennessee? Because baby, you're the only 10 I see. | |
| City boys got pickup lines. Country boys got pickup trucks. | |
| Country boys don't need pick-up lines, cause they've got pick-up trucks. | |
| Country girl gets work done and ain't afraid to get her hands dirty. | |
| Country girls do it with their boots on! | |
| Cowboy up! | |
| Do you believe in love at first sight? You want I should walk by again? | |
| Don't flatter yourself cowboy. I was staring at your truck. | |
| Get ready, little lady. Hell is coming to breakfast. | |
| Girl, I want to foal-fill your needs. | |
| Got 8 seconds? Wanna watch me unload my six shooter? | |
| Got any Texan in you? Want some? | |
| Got eight seconds? | |
| Happy trails to you, till we meet again. | |
| Here's my card, call if you need a buck. | |
| Here's my number, call me when you need a few bucks. | |
| Hey girl, watch this cow in my pants. | |
| Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but your truck is sexy. Can I ride maybe? | |
| Honey, I need a belt buckle this large to keep from gettin' arrested in Mississippi. | |
| Honey, that's a nice set of legs. What time do they open? | |
| How about me and you go play dress up, I'll be the cowboy and you can be my horse, that way I get to ride you all day! | |
| How'd you like to put a pinch of me between your cheek and gum? | |
| Howdy, need a ride? | |
| I ain't ever seen a country boy with tires on his truck this high. | |
| I am cooking out so if you want some juicy sausage come on over. | |
| I believe one of my ribs belongs to you. | |
| I bet your father was a good farmer, because you one fine hoe. | |
| I can give you the wildest rodeo ride... in bed. | |
| I don't need a knight in shining armor. A sweet boy in old blue jeans will do just fine. | |
| I have a very strict gun control policy: if there's a gun around, I want to be in control of it. | |
| I hope you've good balance, because you'll be riding bareback all night. | |
| I just got back from fishin'. Wanna see my rod? | |
| I just shot a man for smiling at me. Wanna get hitched and steamboat away? | |
| I must say guys with tattoos and boots make me bite my lip and want to do dirty things! | |
| I want to hog tie you and make you squel like a calf. | |
| I was just helping that sheep over a fence... | |
| I won this belt buckle. | |
| I'll be in Intensive Care later. Why don't you drop by? | |
| I'll fall for you like a blind roofer. | |
| I'm a tan legged Juliet. Will you be my redneck Romeo? | |
| If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would bang you in the barn. | |
| If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? | |
| If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon. | |
| Is that a pelvis broken in three places, or are you just happy to see me? | |
| Is there a mirror in yer pants? Because I can see myself in em. | |
| Me and You. Country music, cowboy boots, and pickup trucks. | |
| Nice boots, wanna fuck? | |
| No need to be alarmed ma'am. That's not a pistol in my pocket. | |
| No, it can't be bought it's something you're born with. That's what country is. | |
| Oh, baby, that's not a pistol. I'm damn happy to see you. | |
| Oh, baby, when I'm around you I can't think straight. | |
| Romantic comedies and cuddling? No, thanks. I'd rather ride in your truck and have sex. | |
| Ropes, spurs, leather, gloves; even if I weren't a cowboy, yet talking about a good time. | |
| Roses are red. Mud is brown. Country music up. Tailgate down. | |
| Run if ya want, Missy, but I'll have you hog-tied quicker than you can say 'stay away from me you Skoal-chewin'freak.' | |
| Save a horse. Ride a cowboy. | |
| That's right, Girl. I'd like to have a stable relationship with you. | |
| That's right, I said 'AND the horse you rode in on.' | |
| The difference between me and Django....This D ain't silent. (Django Unchained) | |
| The Sheriff wants to arrest me. Can I hide in your house? | |
| Them calves of yours could use some ropin'. | |
| Them calves of yours sure look like they could use a bit of ropin'. | |
| Wanna go to your place and break some furniture? | |
| Wanna put a pinch of me between your cheek and gum? | |
| Wanna see my scars? | |
| Wanna watch me unload my six shooter? | |
| Want to ride on my Monster truck? | |
| What has 142 teeth and holds back the wildest ride ever? (motions to zipper fly) | |
| You and your friend interested in some team roping? | |
| You can ride me so hard. They'll have to take me out back and shoot me. | |
| You know how they say everything's bigger in Texas? Want proof? | |
| You know what they say about a cowboy with a large belt buckle. | |
| You know, when I said "Howdy Cowgirl," I didn't think it would work. | |
| You look good in that lumberjack shirt but I would like to see you out of it. | |
| You lost, ma'am? Heaven's a ways away from here. | |
| You raise a lot of chickens, girl, because you're damn good at raising cock. | |
| You sure make me wish I hadn't crapped my pants when that bull charged. | |
| You're finer than a frog hair split four ways. | |
| You're hotter than a tin roof in August. | |
| You're hotter than asphalt on a summer day. | |
| You're under arrest! (For what?) For stealing my heart. | |
| Your daddy must be an outlaw, because you are such a bad girl. |
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